Hope everyone is well.
I wish I had more to report.

As close as we can be from 8500 miles apart.
Above: the non-elusive dassie.
We spent the night in Mossel Bay and the next morning went to the beach. It was too cold to do much, but I found strange snails with squishy squish squish for feet... and then realized that the squish is to help them dig under the sand... and THEN realized I was standing on sand that was slightly in motion... because of all the snails. Ehhheheghh...
Later we drove to Knysna, which is famous for its forest. We drove straight through the forest to make it to Knysna Elephant Park before it closed. There are 9 elephants that we saw, and we paid an extra $2 to be able to feed them. They take their tusks, you place the food in their tusk, and then they transfer the food from the tusk to their mouth. They were greedy and stole my entire bucket of food (not that I was going to eat it). All of the elephants there had been taken from the wild solely to save their lives. After we finished feeding them, we walked around with them and the guides. The elephants allowed us to touch their trunks, ears, sides, etc., except for a pregnant elephant who was extremely territorial.
"I'll just lay here for a few hours, guys..."
NEXT, we rushed past Plettenberg Bay to make it to the world's tallest bungee jump. Before you even begin to think it -- no. I did NOT bungee jump, and I am FINE with that decision. Paying $70 to fear death as, attached to a cord, I plummet down a 218-meter ravine towards unapologetic boulders? Pass.
I did, however, walk the bridge, which is cool enough.
Three of us did bungee, and it was... cool?... to watch them do it. We drove back to Plett and spent the night at the hostel having a braai (South African version of barbeque).
Driving back the next day took about 9 hours. The highlight was the Karoo, where were stopped to visit the Cango Caves. No pictures, but I can tell you that the Caves were gigantic and a lot of the formations are about 500,000 years old. It was a pretty quick stop, and then we kept on driving through Ostrich Country. Ostriches EVERYWHERE. I think more than 80% of the entire area's living must come from ostriches somehow. When we had lunch at the caves, Marcos even ordered ostrich neck for lunch. The visual highlight of the drive home was the mountains past Outdshoorn.